he happy en
ding here is t
hat inst
eado of jus
t complaining about my stupid cut for th
next six to
eight weeks,
I went b
k t
my stylist and she fixed it for free.&#s160; No necks were punched. And that brings us to last Saturday. The happy ending here is that insteado of just complaining about my stupid cut for th next six to eight weeks,I went bk tmy stylist and she fixed it for free.&#s160; No necks were punched. And that brings us to last Saturday.
* * *
The Tweets About The Stink
going all CSI to determine the stink in the family room. Cats are at the top of my suspect list.
has located source of carpet stink. Culprit not identified, but dogs pretty much cleared; not capable of this kind of evil. Cats on notice.
initiating vacuuming and deodorizing sequence.
has informed cats of their rights and advised them not to leave town.
is queasy from Arm & Hammer fumes and currently being mocked by both cats and carpeting. On to the soap-and-water-scrub portion of our show.
is AAARRRGGHH! CARPET STINK IS JUST LIKE GREMLINS! NEVER ADD WATER! RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!
has gone to DEFCON ONE - carting my lazy ass down all those the stairs to get the Spotbot.
overheard cats by water dish whispering, "Steam cleaner, pfft. She's going to need an exorcism to get that stink out."
gives up. Cats = 1. Jen = 0.
can't believe that even with the aroma of pies baking and briskets... brisketing that The Stink Abides. Maybe something did die in the wall?
Now for the rest of the story...
What's funny is I really thought I'd never need the Oh, Holy Fuck, There's A Rat In My House blog post category anymore after moving out of the old place. But something is clearly amiss in my family room as the stink lingers. Our walls are made of giant, impenetrable lAsian Sex Porn Datingmakeup Naked En Eng Men SportcoatsBlazers Lordandtaylor Dating Makeup jenylvania: Oh, Holy Fuck, There's a Rat in My Housee Dates e e Naked Dating Makeup uAsian Sex Porn Datingmakeup Naked En Eng Men SportcoatsBlazers Lordandtaylor Dating Makeup jenylvania: Oh, Holy Fuck, There's a Rat in My Housen x x Lingerie Dating p p Women Contacts